What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...