Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...