What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...