When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Politically Correct Santa
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Blinker
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Food laughs & humor
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OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!