Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
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Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Car Acronyms
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