Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...