Eat the watermelons
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A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Hair Loss
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Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Emacs acronyms
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yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Bought a bad computer
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The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...