Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...