What should I do then?
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New Dinosaur Theory?
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slugs leave a trail
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The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
A parent’s night before Christmas
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Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Reward these soldiers for their work
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The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...