A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...