Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking…
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!