Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
A Brief History Lesson…
As Time Goes By – A Brief History Lesson…3050 B.C. – A Sumerian invents...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!