Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...