A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...