Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...