IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...