yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
An American tourist
|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...