Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.