Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...