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Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
Watching for suicide
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