When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
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If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
How many women does…?
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Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
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Two male flies are buzzing around…
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Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
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When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
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