What do you call a gay man scrotum?
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Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
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You know you’re in the wrong church when…
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A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
5000 dead lawyers
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A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...