What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)’Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...