Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...