Warning all shoplifters
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YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
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Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
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What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
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The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Weight Control
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An ode to old age
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What is the difference between men and women?
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Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
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