Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...