Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....