Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...