Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...