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One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
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This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...