Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...