The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...