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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...