The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!