Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!