Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
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SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
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Wear A Condom
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May I speak to the conductor
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