Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...