The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...