Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...