Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...