Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...