Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...