You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...