Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...