Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...