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A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
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Redneck Doctor
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Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
How To Be A Man!
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