How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...