A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...