Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.