Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
A dentis appointment
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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
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Caught by alligators
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Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Promoting an office
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