10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...