Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...