Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...