Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....